THE PURPLE MENACE
MR M
A fine suit, a thick smoker, and a remarkable tolerance for other people's terrible naggings. Probably.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, NO REFUNDS.
THE GOAT SOCIETY
ONE ISLAND
ZERO COMMON SENSE
WELCOME TO SLEEP WITH GOATS
WE RUN THE SERVER.
YOU MAKE THE BAD DECISIONS.
Welcome to SLEEP WITH GOATS — a Rust community built by goats with these simple goals: give everyone a great place to play, survive, and occasionally lose everything. We maintain the server, investigate problems, and do our best to make every wipe worth coming back for.
MEET THE MANAGEMENT
THE SUSPECTS.
THE WHITE GOAT
MR P
Calm, collected, and comfortably seated while the island descends into absolute chaos.
THE BLUE GENTLEMAN
MR O
Armed with questionable wisdom, a suspiciously large ego, and the patience of a gibbon.
BUILT FOR REAL LIFE
GOT A JOB?
HOW UNFORTUNATE.
Work, school, family, responsibilities. We know the struggle. SLEEP WITH GOATS is primarily a low-pop Rust server for people who cannot spend fourteen hours a day defending a wooden door. But everyone is welcome — casual survivors, weekend warriors, and anyone else brave enough to trust a goat.
FAIR PLAY DEPARTMENT
CHEATERS?
WRONG ISLAND.
We actively monitor suspicious activity, investigate reports, and work to keep the experience fair. Downloading cheats does not make you a better player. It just makes your departure considerably less emotional.
THE UNOFFICIAL SURVIVAL HANDBOOK
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
Raid bases. Make enemies. Make friends. Betray those friends. This is Rust, after all. Just follow the server rules, respect other players, avoid harassment and cheating, and remember there's a real person behind every character.
THE GOAT SOCIETY. ONE SERVER. YOUR PROBLEMS.
— MR M, MR P & MR O